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3 tattoos, 56 tattoos ... an understandable mistake

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    18-year-old Belgian girl walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for three star tattoos on her face. The tattoo artist confuses "three" for "fifty-six", and the girl ends up with a faceful of stars. Now, she's suing the tattoo artist and claiming she fell asleep while he was doing the work.
    How in the holy hell do you fall asleep while getting a tattoo, especially when it's a tattoo on your face!? Doesn't that hurt like hell?
    Although, seeing the picture of the artist, he probably didn't think a facial tattoo was a big deal :eek:
    (picture is in the story, about halfway down)

  2. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member


    I don't know why anyone wouldn't take him seriously.
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  3. Why anyone would let Cthulhu anywhere near their face, I'll never know.
  4. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    Yeah, like <i>three</i> facial tattoos was going to look good.
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    I believe his story a helluva lot more than I believe hers. He's got witnesses. She's freaking.
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

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  7. Bullwinkle

    Bullwinkle Member

    OK, so I counted twice. 55 tattoos both times.

    That bitch is making a mountain out of a ...
  8. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    That's going to look fantastic when he's 70.
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  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    56th is the one on her earlobe, I'm assuming.
  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    What a fucking retard.
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    The outline stars look much better on her face then the ones that are colored in.
  12. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Gonna need you to be more specific there.
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