2nd Southwest passenger told to cover-up/put-it-on

When did "Coffee, tea or me?" become "Have some peanuts and a sexual harrassment lawsuit?"

 

That's it. Next time I fly SW, I'm showing off belly hair and squeezing my man boobs together. Maybe I'll end up with free flights for life.

 

Southwest wants to be known as the "Family airline." Why? I'd rather be known as the airline of drunks and crackheads than the official airline of screaming babies, brat children that keep kicking the seat in front of them (usually mine) and apathetic parents that sit there with that permanent, "whaddya gonna do? They're just CHILDREN" look on their face. At least a drunk or crackhead will occasionally pass out and give you some peace and fuckin' quiet.

 

At which point you can steal their crack.

 

Adam Carolla had a funny take on this today on his radio show. He talked about how sloppily people dress on Southwest and having to look at the guy in the tank top and flip flops who's "free-balling" it.
Claiming most people who fly Southwest are poor, Carolla wondered why poor white people dress as if they're poor, while poor black people overcompensate the other way, and dress to the nines.

 

That Adam Carolla is one clever arbiter of socio-economic fashion.

 

I can see it now: Playboy magazine, July 2008, cover blurb of "Girls kicked off planes by Southwest."

 

Does this girl work at Hooters too?

 

You think they're concerned about her creating turbulence in that outfit?

 

What airline do most of the hookers/strippers fly to the Republican Conventions?

 

Hooters Air?

 

Southwest finally realized it was taking a PR ass kicking and punted, apologizing today...

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