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$220K in phone sex

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Sep 10, 2008.

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  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Was it the dreads, the eye patch or my gold teeth that did it?
     
    mike311gd, Sep 10, 2008
    #13
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I think my best friend just got a boner. He's nuts about those things. His perfect life would be a pile of mac and cheese -- or butt spackie, as his dad likes to call it -- sitting on the side of an air hockey table and Wheel of Fortune on a never-ending loop.
     
    mike311gd, Sep 10, 2008
    #14
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Oh, there's air hockey too.
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 10, 2008
    #15
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Is every day at your house Christmas?
     
    mike311gd, Sep 10, 2008
    #16
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    It's not my house.
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 10, 2008
    #17
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Your headquarters?
     
    mike311gd, Sep 10, 2008
    #18
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Work.
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 10, 2008
    #19
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    How does anything get done there? I think my only motivation, besides the paycheck, is to play another round of air hockey.
     
    mike311gd, Sep 10, 2008
    #20
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I've never actually seen it used. I might have to get someone to go on dinner at the same time I do some night.
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 10, 2008
    #21
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Or just stand there and yell, "Who's next? I own this table," from the lobby until someone comes and plays with you. I'm sure it'll work.

    Sean Salsbury loves a good challenge.
     
    mike311gd, Sep 10, 2008
    #22
  11. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    As well as a good steak.
     
    Moderator1, Sep 10, 2008
    #23
  12. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but the people on sg.com don't talk as sexy as the girls on phone sex lines do.
     
    hondo, Sep 10, 2008
    #24
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