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21's non-Thanksgiving related nightmare

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by slappy4428, Mar 1, 2009.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Who's on the cover of Parade Magazine this week?


    And to boot, Flix had "Liza with a Z" on this morning...
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  2. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Re: 21's nightmare

    By Liz Smith.

    Gag me.
  3. Re: 21's nightmare

    The correct thread title should be, "21's Non-Thanksgiving-Related Nightmare."
    Thank you.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Fixed... as always, you are correct
  5. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    You have no idea how close to truth you are with this thread and its title.

    Lou is lost in Cancun.

  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    If it makes you feel any better, Cancun isn't a horrible place to get lost.
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I think he's hiding.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Send the flying monkeys after him. Why the hell did you buy all the helicopters and monkeys from Woot if you aren't going to use them?
  9. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Very hard to get these monkeys to do anything.

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  10. Just look for a strange cloud of remote-controls over the Mexican coach.

    FB World HQ has members of the ilk out there looking for Lou.
    Surveillance photos just beginning to roll in.

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  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I don't think he's coming back. They took away his car keys last month on account of the snowbank. Trapped so deep he had to climb out of the sunroof.

    The worst part wasn't even that three towtrucks couldn't get the car out, or that the police breathalyzed him when a stranger called 911 to report a wobbling vagrant climbing out of a sunroof in a snowbank.

    The worst part was that he was forced to call my mother, who was vacationing in Aruba with her girlfriend Myrna, after she gave him clear instructions to not leave the house all week.
  12. Unfortunately, FB World HQ no longer has satellite capability, so if Lou's made it out of the solar system, he's home free.
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