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21's Be A Porn Star, Help Webby Make Money thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by slappy4428, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Novelist_wannabe = Fausto Grenada
    Real name = Karl Panama
    Mr. Shallow N. Obtuse = Rod Sri Lanka

    why, oh why, do I have to be a third world country?
     
  2. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    Gangsta SJ name: Private Jam
    Gangsta real name: General Tittles

    Ron Mexico SJ name: Ron Poland
    Ron Mexico real name: Jose Maria Malaysia


    Private Jam makes me laugh.
     
  3. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Well-Known Member

    My friend was Sargeant Slapalot.
     
  4. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    It says I'm Hunk Guernsey.

    I know my way around farms enough to know what a guernsey is. Mooo!
     
  5. Private Cucumber
     
  6. Monkey

    Monkey Member

    Site name: Ivan Ghana or Uncle Cream
    Real name: Lex Cuba or Captain Cucumber

    I'm thinking about combininig two of them and going with:

    Ghana Cream
     
  7. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Platyrhynchos = Bruno Montenegro

    Real name = John Poland

    ex's = Jojo Guiana
     
  8. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    My gangsta names:

    screen: Pud Fuzznuts
    real: Dirk Diggler -- uh, that one's already taken, right?
     
  9. I'd always been told the easiest way to come up with a good porn name was to take your middle or first name (the one you don't use) as the first name, and the name of the street where you grew up as the last name.

    That worked until a buddy of mine ended up as "Edward 124th Street, SW"...
     
  10. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Hank Hmyen at your service!!!

    And I do mean service.

    Incidentally, if I type in Hank Hymen as my real name, I get Mister Dangler as my porn name.
     
  11. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Well-Known Member

    If you type in Ron Mexico, you get Michael Vick.

    Hilarious.
     
  12. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Peyton Manning = Maximilian Micronesia
    Tom Brady: El Nino Ethiopia
    Ben Roethlisberger = Jon Samoa
    Daunte Culpepper = Marcus Sierra Leone
    Terrell Owens = Rob Djibouti
    Jake Plummer = John Mullet Latvia
    Marcus Vick = Hank Bosnia
    Brett Favre = Maximilian Haiti
     
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