2012 SJ Fantasy Football

Saluki, Rumple and Farmer were total assholes during that draft.

Meaning, I like their teams. A lot.

Thanks for setting it up, Rumple. I've never felt less confident in my life.

 

Are you Team Sizzurp, Care Bear?

 

Congrats on winning the draft Sizzurp *

* According to the dumb fucks at Yahoo

 

Yes, yes I am. I forgot to update my team name before the draft. Sizzurp is just a filler. I will find something much more profane.

 

Thought so. According to the post-draft projections from Yahoo!, you're going to go 14-0.
Lousy team my ass ;D

 

You serious? I'm going to start ordering hookers and making drug runs now. That's fantastic news!

 

You're going down Week 4 Care Bear

 

That was OK. I was more nervous the first time I used Buzzy, Silver Bullet, Leroy, Python, Wiggler, Swan, Onyx, Penguin, Hubble, Harpoon, Voyager, Jackhammer, Andre the Giant's fist and Babar's dick all at once.

 

Not well. He got lost.

 

10-4? I fully expect to go 4-10. Like I said in the draft, my team is a dumpster fire.

 

6-8?
Thanks a lot autodraft. Got off work and logged on just in time to watch the selection of Mr. Irrelevant. Two kickers and a pretty thin bench. This roster needs a major overhaul.