2011 Oscars running thread, aka "worst awards show ever?"

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

Scar Jo didnt bring new bf Jason Sudekis with her, too bad.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

most stunning woman in most beautiful dress on red carpet: penelope cruz. not. even. close.

okay, just saw halle berry. maybe she's close.

and this is a red carpet featuring many beautiful women, most of whom had designers raise ther game with brightly-colored, lovely dresses. i haven't seen a 'what was she thinking?' moment yet.

and michelle williams looks great in new short hairdo.

and no, i will not turn in my man card..

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

I just texted my friend and said, "Penelope Cruz could wear a burlap sack on the red carpet and still be the hottest girl there."

I'm a straight woman and I would do her.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

I'm sure someone will prove me dramatically wrong, but there seems to be limited cleavage thus far. Very elegant.

Also, Anne Hathaway's necklace, good lord.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

Penelope Cruz had baby within the last few months. Amazing.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

One more thing, everyone on the red carpet looks like elves compared to Robin Roberts.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

By LA standards, it's chilly there. So I bet there were some choices made so the ladies wouldn't freeze.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

They're still strapless, just cut straight across the chest without the big V.

Although Gwyneth has the dress of the night, a gold Calvin Klein, cut straight down the front of the chest. Stunning. Wow.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

Anyone who accuses network sportscasters for being ass-kissers needs to watch the Red Carpet Show some time.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

oh, indeed. the fawning is gross but typical.

swell opening, by the way.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

Rough start for the hosts.

 

Re: 2011 Oscars running thread, aka "Will Banksy show?"

Very rough. Loved the Inception spoof, but ugh after that.

Except for Anne's dress. Beautiful.