2010 NFL Draft early entry thread, AKA Jimmy Clausen has flown the coop

PFT on why Locker is going back for another year. My favorite line was "this isn't intended as a shot at McShay..."
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/12/18/locker-didnt-get-a-first-round-grade-from-advisory-committee/

 

1) That's just one reason why Sharp's a laughingstock.

2) Lions got 1-3-6 for Williams because they were dealing with
a redneck yahoo.

 

The quote in paragraph five was priceless. Would have been better if they didn't have to do the whole thing anonymously.

 

The Williams deal is being flogged around Detroit as evidence why Martin Mayhew, Millen's chauffeur and boot polisher for his entire tenure in office, is an order-of-magnitude improvement over his mentor (of course, half the barnyard animals in the nation would be a big improvement over Matt Millen).

The Williams deal came about because of a perfect storm of circumstances: Williams got fed up with the retarded-chimpanzee fest surrounding the Lions, and made clear he had no intention of re-signing with the team (or for that matter, bothering to play for most of the rest of the year), at about the same exact moment Jerry Jones suddenly decided he needed an "explosive offensive weapon" to get to the Super Bowl, and decided he would spend whatever it took to get one.

Congratulating Mayhew for making the Williams deal is roughly equivalent to congratulating me for opening the door if Scarlett Johansson showed up on my porch in a sheer silk nightie.