2009 Oscars — running thread

Kate Winslet could show up wearing a garbage bag and she'd look great.

Preferably a see-through one.

 

I heart Robin Roberts.

 

Nice to see Disney still whoring its own products.[bluefont]
Among those interviewed on the red carpet so far: the annoying couple from the High School Musical crap, and Mylie Cyrus. Yep, bonafide stars passing in the background, but I sure am glad they talked to Hannah Montana. :

 

I just flipped over to ABC for a couple seconds, but Anne Hathaway was radiant as always. And her dress was gorgeous. Fit her perfectly.

 

Miley Cyrus looks like she took a Bedazzler to her dress. Not a good look, kiddo.

Kate, as always, looks stunning and Taraji P. Henson knocked it out of the park too.

 

Holy fuck, Penelope Cruz's necklace. You could bail out all of California with that.

 

I still heart Seth Rogen. Needed to say it.

 

What has Leslie Mann done? I'm drawing a blank.

EDIT: I saw. She is IMDBed.

 

I'm being forced - because of the proximity of the newsroom TV to my desk - to listen to these stupid-ass questions. The answers are as shallow as the rest of the festivities.

Who willingly watches this what-are-you-wearing shit?

 

Got me. I'm being forced too.

 

He is still quite trim, thanks to all that work he did for Green Hornet. I like him a little less schlubby.

 

Good Lord, does he clean up nice. Definitely hittable.