2009 Baseball Thread, Part 1: The Adventures of Ozzie and Sadaharu Oh

He's through 7 and has thrown just 67 pitches.

 

Did somebody say ....

 

Mike Fontenot doing his Jock Jones impersonation.

 

He's through seven. Anyone going to start the jinx thread? I've got room -- and a soft spot for Wakefield -- so I'm not doing it.

 

He's going to feel sick if Wakefield retires the next six in order.

 

I was thinking Ronny Cedeno.

First f-bomb I've verbally dropped watching the Cubs this year. I was doing so well...

 

Had been caught stealing on a walk I would have gone with Cedeno.

 

Dear Cleveland:

Mark Teahen will be autographing his new book: "Baserunning for fucking Morons" next week when the Royals swing through. Please reward him by buying a copy or two (and maybe throw in a VIP tour of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame) as a thank you for giftwrapping your second victory of the season with his moronic blunder in the eighth inning.

Mark thanks you for your support.

 

shouldn't "fucking" be capitalized? It's part of the title.

 

Dammit. As you can see, I'm not Mark's editor. But you are right.

 

60 freaking pages!

I'm tired of doing more with less.

 

That really pissed me off. I mean, it was a dumb thing to do, but he's one of the smarter baserunners on the team. WTF, Mark??