2009 Baseball Thread, Part 1: The Adventures of Ozzie and Sadaharu Oh

Enjoy the movies, I'll take those tickets at PNC park anytime. Especially at those prices, which are dirt cheap compared to most MLB teams.

 

Fuck Kyle Farnsworth. That is all.

 

Let me guess, grooved a fastball in a crucial late-inning situation?

 

I don't know what pitch it was, but as soon as the Royals tied things up, he gives up the go-ahead run. Second fuckup already this season. Do not want.

 

It was Kyle Farnsworth, you can assume it was a fastball.

 

I've seen that movie before.

 

Well he managed to let a runner advance on a wild pitch and walked a batter before getting yanked. What a schmuck.

 

Tim Wakefield is perfect through 5 and has only thrown 39 pitches.

I'm guessing the knuckle ball is knuckling quite well today.

 

Kyle's back to grooving that old Molester-Ball again, is he?

Heh.

 

How do you fuck up a God-given ability to occasionally hit 100 miles per hour with your fastball?

Throw it completely straight, and always get behind in the count, just like Kyle Farnesworth!

 

A Lowell error broke up the perfect game, but Wake still has a no-hitter through 6 while throwing just 54 pitches.

 

Switching to that. F the Cubs on Douglas Adams Day.