20 Year old Lindsay Lohan DUI - Who had today in the pool?

I remember hearing that mama took a camera crew to Los Angeles to check up on Lindsay in rehab. No wonder the girl's so fucked up.

At this rate, Lohan will be doing soft porn like Dana Plato was reduced to before she was relieved of life's burdens.

 

depending on the size of the puss, and that it's just two balls, i'm going to guess an 8-ball ... give or take a half gram.

 

What about the clubs/bars that let the underage actress/actor drink even though it's common knowledge that they are 20?

 

Didn't SNL do a skit of her hosting some late night soft core porn movie marathon on HBO or something like that? It was set 10 years from now, and I would love to see it again. I cannot find it on Youtube. Was it Lohan?

 

Well, I do know she did a great Harry Potter spoof a few years ago.

 

Good point. Hell, a big Hollywood movie was shot in my city a few years ago and a local bar held a cast party. Bar ended up losing its liquor license for a weekend when it turned out that under 21s got served at the party.
Ms. Lohan's parents should be ashamed of themselves.

 

Her getting hitched might be a good thing, but only to a guy that actually is both mentally stable and not a dirt bag. But, since this is Hollywood and Lohan is who she is, she is blind to such men. Plus, who would be able to tolerate the insane swarm of paperazzi (who all should have their cameras smashed)?

 

Yeah because the Lohans of the world NEVER solicit the attention. All they want to do is be left alone. They just want to fly under the radar and go completely ignored.

 

Love this BS of "waiting for the results of the blood alcohol test."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't any trace of alcohol for a 20-year-old grounds for prosecution?

What about where she's getting the booze and drugs? Aren't those people accountable? What about the mother? I know in our area that there have been successful prosecutions and civil suits against the parents of under-aged drinkers who cause accidents, etc.

Just asking.

 

She evidently didn't do a breathalyzer, so how do you propose to determine a "trace of alcohol" without the results of the blood test?

 

Was she STILL celebrating her UPSET win as No. 1 in Maxim's Hot 100?

 

What I meant was that if she did get hitched to someone that is at least half-way grounded, he'd keep her from doing (hopefully) half of the dumb shit she does. The paparazzi would still swarm her b/c of her track record, waiting for the next fuck-up. It makes me sick that many of these asshole photogs try to claim that they're "journalists" doing a public service. You know what would be a public service? Have each of those asshats get thrown into the octagon with a still-pissed off Chuck Liddel.