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2 funny and another reason why I don't do haunted houses

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Drip, Oct 27, 2009.

  1. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Boyz and ghouls, Let's be careful out there.
  2. KG

    KG Active Member

    I usually don't go to haunted houses, because I don't like people I can't see touching me. Plus, I'm a chicken shit and have to clutch tightly onto someone's arm the whole time.
  3. KG

    KG Active Member

    The chain saws aren't that scary, but they do get on my nerves. It's loud as hell, and they'll get right up on you with them. If I had a gun on me, I'd want to pull it, too. I don't think they are supposed to get as close to you as they actually do. Once, a guy drug the chain saw on the ground to make sparks, and he was close enough for the sparks to hit me. I wanted to hit him.
  4. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    Haunted houses are way too expensive and it's not scary when you know they can't really murder you.
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If guns are outlawed, only outlaws and drunken cops who get scared at Halloween haunted houses will have guns.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So you're suggesting a haunted house where people are actually killed? Interesting. May have to go offshore, though.
  7. TrooperBari

    TrooperBari Active Member

    Especially when it's just Old Man Jenkins in a swamp monster costume.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    And he would have gotten away with it, too, if not for those pesky kids!
  9. ucacm

    ucacm Active Member

    Several years ago I went to a haunted house where the chainsaw stopped working. Apparently they couldn't find/afford another chainsaw, because they were using a weed eater to simulate the noise of a chainsaw.
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