2-for-1 circulation?

HAHAHA... loved it...

 

This is just about the opposite of the goal.

We're going to make it more expensive for people to buy newspapers we actually expect them NOT to read, while at the same time we're going to give away all of that same content, plus some other stuff, on the Internet? Really? Why even bother having reporters and editors anymore? Just fire everybody and sell a coupon book for $1 every Sunday.

 

Shhhhhh ... someone will hear you.

 

Five bucks? Hmmmm, do I buy one of those pizzas on TV or enough Dallas Morning Snooze newsprint to toilet train my puppy for a week? Somebody help me here.