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1st Rule of Upper East Side Mommy Club: Talk About Upper East Side Mommy Club

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Songbird, May 30, 2015.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    This story is all kinds of fascinating.

    Inside the bizarre life of an Upper East Side housewife | New York Post

    Just about every piece of it is quote-function worthy ...

    ... such as "offered group play-date tutorials last year for $400 an hour, complete with a write-up of your child’s social deficits."

    Or ...

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    Really well-written story. I'm sure there's a whole other side of the equation that we didn't hear about in the story but regardless, this'll make a great movie if it hasn't already been made and I can't think of it.
    Donnie in his element likes this.
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Wondering if the wife of a "super-famous New York comedian" was Seinfeld's.
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    The author's name is Wednesday.
  4. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    I was shocked this article didn't get posted when it was first published.

    So much hilarity.
  5. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Having a hard time wrapping my head around the bolded portion of this sentence:

    "They moved several years ago, when her youngest son, now 7, was accepted to school there."

    That's some fucked up shit.
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Wow. I now know where the epicenter of the next nuclear blast needs to be.
  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The part about her kid being born in the wrong month was a fun line. How dare he.
  8. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Sigh. I've tried for seven years to convince my wife that Americans are NOT like this.

    Fuck. We are.
  9. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Tough, but fair.
  10. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Clams gonna' clam.
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    What a miserable existence.
  12. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    W ... T ... F? For a BAG?!

    Birkins range in price from $10,500 to $150,000.
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