19th Duggar is born

These days, I think anyone who has more than four kids is insane. Having 19 is idiotic.

One of our friends just got pregnant with their fourth, she said this was the reaction for each kid:

Kid No. 1: Oh my God, we're so happy for you!
Kid No. 2: Oh, they'll have someone to play with!
Kid No. 3: Really? Wow, uh, congratulations I think...
Kid No. 4: This wasn't planned was it?

 

Sex has to be like throwing hotdogs down hallways for them at this point.

 

I know a few of them are already in college, but you've got to think that they're getting government grants to send all of these kids through school once they're done with homeschooling them (another reason why they're completely insane).

I don't know, seems like great brainwashing to me. Yes, kids, these are our values AND YOU MUST HAVE THEM. And you cannot associate with anyone who believes in condoms!

 

Jim Bob made a killing in real estate. If the kids decide to go to college (and none of them have yet), the parents can afford to pay for it. The oldest Duggar child owns a used-car lot in Arkansas ... http://www.championnwa.com/

 

I'm shocked and relieved that the clown-car pic hasn't been posted.

 

You mean this?

 

No. But I'd like to see the one at the right without the makeup.

 

Baby wasn't due til March 13.

 

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children her uterus fell out.
Oh!

 

OK, I laughed.

 

I think if the Duggars want to have 30 children, and can support them all without assistance from the government or whatever, it's nobody else's business.

Don't like reading about it or watching it? Pretty damned simple - don't read about it or watch it.