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17 words I absolutely, positively could have lived without hearing

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    I knew a woman whose grandmother had a bad back. Her doctor set her up with some sort of pulsating pad that would give her relief while she was riding in a car or sitting and watching TV.

    The woman takes her grandmother to Walgreen's one day and dear old grandma yells across the giant store, "Jen, don't forget I need new batteries for my vibrator." People are gaping and snickering all over the store.

    Then as they move closer to the counter to pay for their items she says again, just as loudly, "You have the batteries for my vibrator, don't you?"

    Older folks are fun.
  2. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    I'd hit EN's mom in law.


    And you KNOW she'd be rememberin' some o' dat shit, man.

  3. Jack_Kerouac

    Jack_Kerouac Member

    Your fiancee's dad used to ride her mom while she did him with a strap-on?!? That is fucking sick.

    I'm sure you meant to say "Reverse cowgirl" ... or at least I hope to God that's what you meant to say.
  4. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Uh ...

    Um ...

    Yeah, I've got nothing. Sorry.
  5. LiveStrong

    LiveStrong Active Member

    where's the barfing smiley?
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Now, what would "reverse Tiger" stand for? (From the title of a thread on the journo board)
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