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15-ton "Fatberg" discovered in London sewers

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Bus-sized chunk of congealed lard, cooking oil and other nastiness was discovered in a London sewer. The thing weighed 15 tons and was threatening to start oozing out of manhole covers and onto the street. Sanitation workers spent three weeks dismantling it with high-pressure hoses.



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  2. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    They need more rats, stat!
  3. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Meanwhile, McDonalds is putting in a call to the London Sanitation Department to see if they had a deal on lard for their fryers.
  4. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Fatberg sounds like the perfect fraternity nickname for a pledge. "Hey Fatberg, get me a beer."
  5. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    I thought this would be an unexploded WWII bomb.
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Somehow, a 15-ton Shitberg sounds less gross.
    Vombatus likes this.
  7. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Conspiracy theory. It's really a corpse.
  8. Drip

    Drip Active Member

  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    They're shooting Kate Upton's SI photos in the London sewers!?!

    Donny in his element likes this.
  10. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    I thought it was Piers Morgan.
  11. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Fifteen-ton Fatberg says hold my Boddington's.

    YankeeFan likes this.
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    JFC, Britis engineers ever hear of the concept of flow? How does this shit happen with all the rain they get?
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