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14 years ago today, the world changed

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MisterCreosote, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

  2. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Today, flags fly at full staff.
     
  3. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    Nice ...
     
  4. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    And watching sports programming with your pre-teen daughter (whom you've clearly raised right because she likes her good-night lullaby to be "Take Me Out to the Ballgame") has never been the same ...
     
  5. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I can't wait for the ad where Favre, after mowing the lawn on the farm, warms up throwing the old pigskin through the tire swing. Could be a Cialis/Verizon combo.
     
  6. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    And the dawn of drug ads using outdoor activities as metaphors....

    I think I'll go sit in a bathtub, or go kayaking, maybe go ice skating...
     
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    "If I have an erection that lasts more than four hours, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling everybody I know!"

    - Tony Kornheiser
     
  8. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Send Rush your sex tapes.
     
  9. swamp trash

    swamp trash Guest

    Don't need any yet, thank God.

    I don't know, though. My dick gets me in enough trouble as it is. The day it decides to retire I probably won't fight too hard. Might give me time to concentrate on some other hobbies. ;D
     
  10. DocTalk

    DocTalk Active Member

    I have yet to have a patient present to the ER with a persistent erection due to Viagra/Cialis/Levitra. Priapism is a real medical problem, ofen as a medication side effect and the treatment may invovle sticking needles into very unpleasant places to draw off congested blood. All the males may now cross their legs in horror.
     
  11. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    I tell you what I found out awhile back in this vein (he he he!). All those male enhancement clinics that promise help for limp noodles AND/OR overly quick response? They prescribe antidepressants for those men who want to last longer. What in the hell is with people. Taking antidepressants so you can improve your stamina? Sheesh!
     
  12. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    I don't know why I clicked on this thread, except that it just seemed to pop up off the page at me.
     
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