12 y.o. stripper gets club 30 day suspension

Well, at least they are aggressively going after the two people allegedly involved with the girl getting in there.

A 22-year-old man is being held in Dallas County Jail, and a 27-year-old ex-stripper has been charged, too.

 

Was she the long lost third Simpson sister?

 

Dallas, eh? What are the chances Pac-Man Jones is somehow involved?

 

Let me make this absolutely clear...the club and the two adults who got her into dancing are absolutely at fault here, and should face prosecution.

But the mom shouldn't act innocent here, nor should she place all the blame on the club. Where were you, mom, when your daughter ran away, and what made her run away in the first place? Maybe I'm wrong here, but man...

 

Her choice of stage name (Hannah Mount-tana) and insistence on dancing only to High School Musical songs should have been the giveaways that something was up ...

 

Getting a lap dance from a 12-year-old would be incredibly awkward. Most strippers chit-chat to pass the time before and after the dance. What the fuck does she talk about? Her friend who ate worms on the playground and shit?

Also, agree with AA about the mom.

 

Look at it this way, if you get a lap dance from her, the worst you can get is cooties.

 

Nice pull.

 

I was actually doing a bit of cross-threading there. But the thought of little Lisa Simpson sauntering off to dance in a cage for dollar bills is a disturbing one.

 

In one of the episodes, Lisa sees into the future and her pending marriage to a guy name Hugh. In that episode, they show a hellion Maggie. It might be her, not Lisa, on the stage.