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100 Cooking Tips

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Apr 28, 2007.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Oh, I don't know HOW many times that's happened to me.
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    103. Yes, lutefisk IS supposed to look like that.
     
  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    You can substitute two parts milk, one part butter for heavy whipping cream. It works. Trust me. It has saved the day.
     
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    So to speak.
     
  5. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    So nice of you all to say "neophyte cooks" when you really mean "idiots". And yes, I resemble that remark. :D

    But I do know this: store your Saran Wrap in the freezer, because it doesn't stick to itself when it's cold. One less frustration to deal with.
     
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    94. When your girlfriend, and I use that loosely, excitedly offers a burrito recipe that calls for potatoes, do not -- DO NOT -- reply, "That's just stupid." It will end the relationship.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    And you know this... how?
     
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    <------- said those exact words, slappy. And yes, it was the final straw.
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Was the burrito any good?
     
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    She walked out of the kitchen as soon as she had entered it and told me about her plans for our burritos. If there's one thing in life I wish I hadn't said, it was that line. I didn't even mean it. I was angry for an array of other things. Months later, after we'd both left that state, I apologized. The cooking lesson still holds: When your GF has an idea for dinnner, and her eyes sparkle as she tells it, don't crush her spirits with verbal stupidity.
     
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Boy, I made a rookie mistake today.

    NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, USE INFERIOR CHARCOAL.
     
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Didn't light with the whole can of fluid and now you're missing the eyebrows?
     
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