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10 Worst Sex Moments

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Angola!, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    As told by Family Guy.

    Found this on the Adult Swim web site, some really funny clips.

  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Well there was this time I only lasted eight seconds.
  3. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    I thought this was going to be a thread where we shared embarrassing sex moments. Well, BYH sort of did.
  4. John

    John Well-Known Member

    The first time I had sex was in a turd brown 1984 Honda Civic. I was 14 and clueless, she was 16 and equally clueless.

    It was uncomfortable, awkward and still fucking fantastic. (Not really, but I was the first of my buddies to get laid, so I was a bit of a god for a while.)
  5. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Since SC pointed me this way, I'll throw it out there (I'm drunk after all) ...

    My first time was with this this gorgeous girl on her parents' bed. Unfortunately, they had satin sheets. I kept bumping her head into the headboard (because she kept sliding on them), which she said was "awesome", but in retrospect, I'm sure she hated it.

    It was weird being at her wedding, particularly when she looked at me during her first dance with the hubby. Still not sure if the look meant, "wish you would rail me to the headboard again" or if itwas "you were an ignorant fuck, you kept hitting my head against the headboard!"
  6. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Umm, that as BYH bragging about his good night.
  7. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Sounds like his M.O.
  9. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

  10. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Hate to take this back to what was actually posted, but #1 on that list is probably my favorite Family Guy moment since the show came back (with Peter burying his father in the pet cemetery a close second).

    "Peter...you ready for role-playing night? Here comes Grimace..."
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    "Hey, my sandwich tastes funny. Is there something wrong with the Smuckers?"
  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Boots' neighbor?
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