10 worst movies of all-time

Nobody here seen the Abba movie?

 

The "Three Stooges" movie of last year was fucking atrocious.

 

Buck has never seen a movie to garner less than 50 percent approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

 

I've seen a lot of terrible movies.
I've seen everyone I listed.

 

Melancholia: 77 percent
Transformers: 57 percent
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps: 55 percent
Martyrs: 52 percent
Any Given Sunday: 50 percent
The Road to Wellville: 41 percent
Battleship: 34 percent
G.I. Joe: 34 percent
Van Helsing: 22 percent

There are movies out there so abysmal that no critic could muster a positive thing to say about them. Something like Van Helsing, which I have seen pieces of, at least had some action to keep you mildly interested.

 

Waterworld, cost: $172 million (1995)

 

You said I hadn't seen a movie with less than a 50 percent rating.
I've seen them. I just hate the movies I mentioned.

I'm also trying to restrict myself to movies with budgets and studios behind them that would allow for reasonable expectations of professional quality work.

There's little point in arguing whether 'Private School' was worse than 'Joysticks' - two movies I saw in the theater and loved when I was a child.

 

I enjoyed "The Postman." It was Revolution before Revolution.

 

Starship Troopers was just on G4.

 

Only movie I've walked out on after it started: "Wild Wild West."

Watched it in a packed theater and nobody - nobody - made a sound in the 20 minutes we were there.

I have since watched it to see what I missed. Not one damn thing.

 

Now, I'm liable to fight anybody who suggests that was bad.

 

Joe Don Baker has kicked people's asses for less!