10 things I couldn't care less about

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I have hired slappy as my official spokesman.
You may subscribe to my newsletter (written by slappy, of course) if you'd like.

 

Fnord!

 

Duke-UNC basketball.
Or, for that matter, Duke-UNC anything.
Unnecessary drama.
People I didn't get along with in the past who are now sending me "friend" requests on facebook. (No, thank you.)
The Jonas Brothers. Miley Cyrus, too. Hilary Duff can also be lumped into that group.
The SI swimsuit issue. (Where's The Hockey News swimsuit issue?)
The blather of the local talking heads on the evening news.

 

Anonymous message board posters

 

Oh, that is SO true.

 

NASCAR
Horseracing
High school cheerleading
High school dance
Anything below varsity sports in high school
The woman who got a free house from Obama
What Joba Chamberlain has to say
Tiger Woods' new baby
Who's dating/divorcing/living with/engaged to/having babies with who in Hollywood

 

Professional wrestling (sorry Harley, your name sparked my memory!)
Skeleton
Who your kid is dating/fucking/whatevering or where he's going to school
Baseball
The Cyrus family

 

Any and all things celebutard-related, starting with the skanky, anorexic Olson twins, ending with supersized Jessica Simpson, and including Brangelina and all things inbetween.

And any story about the "glorious history and tradition" of Notre-freaking-Dame football and its jagoff of a head coach.

 

Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore being engaged

 

Shockey just felt a shot whizz by and doesn't know why.

 

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