10 keys to a November Obama victory

Barring the fact that the islands are an utter lock for BO . . . perhaps, on another occasion.

 

They'd just do what they did in 2000 and call the race for somebody just so they could go to bed.

 

And Colorado. And New Mexico. And Nevada. Because McCain could win Ohio and still lose the election.

 

No. 1-10: McCain = George W. Bush

Repeat ad nauseam. You win.

 

No shit. This isn't exactly rocket science.

 

McCain is about 1,000X smarter than Bush.

Just because they're the same party doesn't mean they're the same person.

 

If everyone votes for Obama, isn't that really the only key necessary for a victory?

 

He doesn't come off as very much smarter in public appearances. Plus, that 95% record of supporting Bush Administration legislation is gonna be pretty hard to explain away.

 

I'm sorry, but if you don't think McCain comes across as much smarter than Bush, you must have taken the short bus to school.

 

They're gonna be doing that anyway. It's gonna take several days to count the votes in a number of places, California chief among them. Granted, California isn't likely to be in doubt, but Colorado certainly will be, and I wouldn't be shocked to see things go pear-shaped there as well.