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10,000 Favorite Quotes from The Simpsons

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Hank_Scorpio, Oct 23, 2006.

  1. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    In honor of my 10,000th post, I figured might as well start a thread about The Simpsons. So start listing your favorite quotes and we'll see what this thread morphs into. :D

    I'll start with the obligatory one, considering my name.

    1. On your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.

    And Buck, stay the hell off this thread, you vote-stealing, Simpsons-Seinfeld poll-rigging bastard!!!! :D ;) :D
  2. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

    Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
    Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

    Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
    Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
    Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
  3. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    Geez, there's so many!!

    Ralph: "My nose makes its own bubble gum!"
  4. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Homer: "Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' " :D
  5. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Bart: B-6
    Homer: You sunk my scrabbleship!
    Lisa: This game makes no sense.
    Homer: Tell that to the good men who just lost their lives... SEMPER-FI!
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Homer (explaining his operation to the kids): Kids, kids, I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
    Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
    Homer: He sold poisoned milk to school children.
  7. Can't someone else do it?
  8. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Lies make Baby Jesus cry.
  9. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Homer (when told of the required 5-day waiting period for buying a weapon in the USA):

    "Five days!?! But I'm mad now!"
  10. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Homer: That's right kids. Suckle daddy's sugar ball.
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Moe, talking about Barney: Can you imagine this tanked-up loser behind the controls of a whirley bird? He'd all like 'Hey, look at me! I'm a tanked-up loser behind the controls of a whirley bird!'
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Vote Quimby for Mayor. If you were running, he'd vote for you.
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