‘The upside of office flirtation? I’m living it’

If she turns away it sure is.

 

Bah. Dude, I’m largely talking about people I’ve first met who I ended up dating and even married. Women who maybe wanted to take it slow. Them rejecting my advance is not attempted sexual assault. Gimme a break

 

You tried to kiss someone who did not want to be kissed without her consent.

What would you call it?

 

Wait, he went in for a kiss, and she declined, and then he pulled away and that was the extent of it?

 

Striking out

striking out

 

You need to get woke.

 

Depends ... are you on a date or auditioning for Harvey Weinstein?

 

Do you ask your wife before you make your sweet love to her if you can kiss her?

 

No. But it's an interesting hypothetical. Am I guilty of attempted sexual assault if I try to kiss my wife and she turns away? Is she guilty of it if she attempts to kiss me and I turn away?

The answer isn't clear.

 

It's clear to any reasonable person.

 

Well, of course it's never going to be prosecuted.

But it's not clear to me that it's not, technically, attempted sexual assault.

 

You're the one in five dentists.