Why is Barbara Walters' cleavage on my television screen?

What circle of hell have I slipped into?

SJ Masturbation Nation? Barbara Walters??!!! C'mon, you're better than this.












OK, no you're not.

 

And now, Hayden Panettiere is on Carson.

Tune in, boys.

 

That was interesting. Why did she have a small hula hoop hanging from her ear?

And Carson admitted he's dumb.

He looks different, too.

 

Here's hoping she ages better than Hilary "Trailer Park Mamma" Duff and Melissa Joan Hart.

 

Hilary Duff is just scary now. I blame that turd she's been dating. [/highschooldejavu]

 

I'd hit it.

 

I went to bed early last night, and I thank god for it. Some folks have some time -- to say nothing of a lot of other stuff -- on their hands, did they?
IJAG, what are you? The pilots in FAIL SAFE whose computer blows a gasket? Look at what you've begun.

 

Firstly, I'd hit Babs without question. She likes thongs. God bless her.

Golden Girls roll call: Rue and Betty White, yes. Estelle Getty, maybe. Bea Arthur, probably not.

 

And I am now catatonic with fear.

 

I'd say they had more than time on their hands.

 

"on the phone last week going through IMDB photos of Melissa Joan Hart."?!
And Ragu's one of the sensible ones.
I am now curled in a ball on the floor, begging for Thorazine.