Cartman gets an anal probe.........

10 pm et

Comedy Central

Possibly the funniest ever.

 

I love South Park and I know it's the first one, but it's nowhere closest to being the funniest in my opinion...

Kenny Dies is one that's just tremendous because it has Cartman talking to Congress about stem cell research and then breaking into Asia's Heat of the Moment as he addresses them... It also has Cartman on the phone trying to sell aborted fetuses which had me in tears...

For me, it's close between that one and Scott Tenorman Must Die.

 

My vote goes to Scott Tenorman Must Die.

 

I've seen every one of them and there are some that stand out for one particular moment...

Jimmy stammering through "Stan thinks you're a continuing source of inspiration" to Wendy in the episode Raisins was particularly hilarious when it came out... "Stan thinks you're a cont..."

The original Xmas card that begat the whole series still kills me...

A few of my favorite lines...

"Holy shit, it's Jesus..."

(To Jesus...) "You're birthday is on Christmas, that sucks dude..."

"You stepped on my foot, pig fucker..."

 

Screw you, Chef! You became a child-molester and left the show all because of the Scientology episode. Burn in hell! [/Stan]

 

I liked the Chicken Fucker episode.

"I am a cahhhhhhhhp, and you will respect my authori-TAHHHHHHHHH."

 

Show ain't the same without me on there......luckily, I'll still have royalty checks to cash through 2011.

 

Cartman doing Heat of the Moment might be one of the five funniest things I've ever seen.

 

"Boom.......boom,boom......clap"

priceless.

 

I liked the episode where they can't get Tom Cruise out of the closet.

 

JLo

"Maaaaam . . . Ben Affleck's in my bed."

Unsurpassed.