No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

When 21 is in a t shirt no one is looking at Mike Tyson

 

Buck - makes sense . I am so used to getting unbalanced trade offers from the rest of our comrades of the NIAFL that my perhaps my meter is tuned to much to side of "cynical".

I'll discuss it further with 21 when she returns . She is off at some kind of political rally with Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon. She would not tell me what it was about.

 

We're working on the Bull Durham sequel.

 

Game on tomorrow kiddies. Butthead's going down.

That's right. Going down! 8)

 

I can't wait for the day when Boom and I tell our kids about the Evil Hots, and the fateful day we dropped Chipper Jones, Ken Griffey, Curt Schilling, and Mariano Rivera DURING THE PLAYOFFS, while our departed first round pick Derrek Lee hit a grand slam against us....

'Why does Mommy run out of the room crying every time you tell that story?' the little one will ask.

And Boom will pull that sweet little boy onto his lap, and say, 'Son, when a woman gives up Mariano Rivera for a guy named Victorino....' He pauses to choke back the tears, as the familiar wave of bitter queasiness comes and goes, and whispers, 'Well, some things are better left in the past.....'

 

And Boom will never tell him that his mother gave up Chin Ming Wang at begining of season.

He will tell him though of that his mother does have a brilliant baseball mind otherwise.

 

How many rookies are you basing this on?

Buck, the Hots have made a counter trade offer.

As for the baseball legacy we pass down to our children--because the NIAFL must live on for generations to come--I just want the baby Booms to know that their mother dropped Wang to pick up Jermaine Dye.

 

Geez who would cut Dye?

 

On behalf of the League, where is our new member Lugnuts?

Welcome Lugnuts. Are you ready for some footballllll??

 

I'm here!!!! Feeling a little nauseous about taking the hammie-plagued Steve Smith in the first round, but I'm ready to go suckas!!!!!!!!

 

I just hope they're Democra....um, I mean, Yankees fans.

Lugz, good luck, but not too much. It would be terrible if a rookie won the whole thing. 8)