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Pickup lines that work most of the time

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, Jun 26, 2006.

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  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    So, somebody offered me ARod, Pudge, Marcus Giles and Livan Hernandez for Ultey, Blalock, Beltre and Peavey.
     
    Buck, Jun 26, 2006
    #25
  2. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    What, no LaBatt's?
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Jun 26, 2006
    #26
  3. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I can whip out 15 inches in no time.
     
    John, Jun 26, 2006
    #27
  4. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    Picky, picky, picky.
     
    OTD, Jun 26, 2006
    #28
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I want to sex you up.
     
    Buck, Jun 26, 2006
    #29
  6. sportsed

    sportsed Guest

    I make Tommy Lee look like he just got out of the pool.
     
    sportsed, Jun 26, 2006
    #30
  7. pittsburgie

    pittsburgie Member

    My mom won't be home for an hour...


    Seriously, though...(ladies back me up here) it's all about confidence. Just say hi.
     
    pittsburgie, Jun 26, 2006
    #31
  8. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    You're right ... confidence is a huge factor.
    So is ... height?
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    Sxysprtswrtr, Jun 26, 2006
    #32
  9. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    "I've got a long tongue and I'm a very giving person"
     
    tyler durden 71351, Jun 26, 2006
    #33
  10. boots

    boots New Member

    Yes, I'm boots....Now bend over!
     
    boots, Jun 27, 2006
    #34
  11. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    I'm not one of those wusses who calls a doctor every time his erection lasts more than four hours.
     
    Montezuma's Revenge, Jun 27, 2006
    #35
  12. BarbersGmen

    BarbersGmen Member

    That totally worked before my husband. Worked for him too.
     
    BarbersGmen, Jun 27, 2006
    #36
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