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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Several months ago I was told by several posters here, in no uncertain terms, that Texas was "wide open", so I don't quite get why y'all consider this newsworthy.
     
  2. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    I do wonder what percentage of people that weren't already running around willy-nilly in Texas are actually going to do so just because the governor said so.
     
  3. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    There was a definite vibe-change in the strip club today when the DJ announced it.
     
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  4. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Depends. Can you get a haircut at the same time?
     
  5. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    How could this guy be more intelligent than I am?

     
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    When Arkansas opened restaurants to 100-percent capacity last Friday, you had to wait 90 minutes for riblets at Friday's or a bloomin' onion at Outback. Every table was packed.
     
  7. Octave

    Octave Well-Known Member

    I drove past an Applebees yesterday packed to the gills with fine diners. Half a mile down the road was a tent city.
     
  8. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    I'm guessing that nobody reacted to the news by saying, "Hang the DJ."
     
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  9. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    OK, so I overestimated humanity for the 1,193rd time. That said, I think Rick mentioned this a while back, but it remains to be seen what will constitute "all clear," both in terms of governments, individuals and the public at large.
     
  10. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

  11. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

  12. Hermes

    Hermes Well-Known Member

    I want to reverse engineer a conspiracy theory that the vaccines, with time, are giving people superpowers just to see if Joe Rogan will believe it.

    Joe Rogan: “That’s wild, @Hermes .”

    Me: “It really is, Joe Rogan.”
     
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