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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Oscar, I want to be informed just enough on a lot of things. My sister is an anthropologist and got me interested in the subject. Mostly group dynamics.

    And I would really like to be around to see what posterity makes of this flaming pile of shit that constitutes the timeline we're living in.
     
  2. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    I looked at the numbers start to pop in Florida and thought about those dumb nuggets who are headed home from Spring Break - with souvenirs.
     
  3. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    Robert Heinlein's Future History timeline referred to these as "The Crazy Years". If he were alive to see it his mind would be totally blown.
     
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  4. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

  5. Scout

    Scout Well-Known Member

    Air brush that face!!!
    Slim those cheeks!!!
    Cut that power!!!

     
  6. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Yeah, exactly. I wonder what the towering minds that have recently departed would think of this.

    I want to believe ... this ... is a statistical anomaly and we're seeing the game play out to its failed conclusion, and that everything will begin to self-correct.

    I want to believe that shit, but I don't always do.
     
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  7. ChrisLong

    ChrisLong Well-Known Member

    This is too funny. We watched an episode of "Grand Tour" last night (the newer version of the BBC's "Top Gear"). The three guys all got RVs and were driving through the Nevada desert. They stopped at an RV park and were playing that game with the names of the RVs. Anal Crusader ... etc.
     
  8. ChrisLong

    ChrisLong Well-Known Member

    Spring break nerds: "I didn't get laid but I did get Corona.."
     
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  9. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    "Well, I got laid, but I also got corona..."
     
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  10. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Why are the Charmin bears still on TV embarrassing themselves trying to sell sold-out toilet paper?
     
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  11. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    They're taunting us.
     
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  12. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

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