Casual day on the Poin Files

At the end of a long school year, neither the teacher nor the sheriff's department photographer seem to be producing A-plus work.

Teacher accused of having sex with 18-year-old Lawrence County student

 

I'd say she's a 6, but photos don't lie.

 

I bow in your general direction.

 

You know you're getting old when the 27-year-old teacher accused of sleeping with a student looks like a teenager to you.

The t-shirt doesn't help, though.

 

This can't be the only photo of her.

 

From the update desk, if a teen can vote, go to war and smoke, he should be able to get freaky with a teacher.

If Alabama teens can vote, go to war, they can have sex with teachers, lawyer argues

 

And the judge placed that argument where it needs to be: in the circular file.

Also my favorite line comes at the end. Why do readers need to know two alternates will be dismissed when deliberations begin? Unless they did something wrong, it feels like a pedantic detail.

 

Trying to figure that one out. It would be like adding “the third string center didn’t play” to a gamer.

 

Word counts and deadlines sometimes don't help.

Still, great spot on the quote from the school administrator: