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RIP Mr. Peanut

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Jan 22, 2020.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

  2. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    This sets up a great evil twin storyline with the new Mr. Peanut chasing elementary school kids with nut allergies around playgrounds.
     
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    What's Mr. Peanut's pronoun and what does he/she/they/it/quaqua identify as?
     
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  4. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    A legume.
     
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  5. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

  6. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

  7. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

  8. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Brings a new meaning to that all-time sj.com fave "Roasted Nuts."
     
  9. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

  10. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    If this advertising stunt is a flop, will it become a Planters wart?
     
  11. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    Good riddance, Mofo.

    Every time I had to run errands that took me through the Arcade, you seemed to know I was coming and stalked me all the way to Anne Brown's gallery. Also, your suit smelled like the Kats' locker room. Speculation about your breath is that it was probably a melange of week-old opened Paydays and the cache of Zimas you kept in an attic room above the Nashville Bar Association.

    Freak.
     
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2020
  12. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    I don't know what you're taking, but I want some.
     
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