President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

One (1) Big Mac is 563 calories. I know, I'm trying to ditch 20 pounds muhself.

 

/the spoiled milk was Alien Nation
//not proud
///forever alone

 

The BigMac with Quarter Pounders is what wondrous dumps are made of.

 

That's what I say. Who needs a pre-colonoscopy enema kit when you can go to Taco Bell and empty that badboy in record speed.

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Thoughts and prayers

 

Speaking of Trump Whoppers, remember this one:

 

Good. Every Democratic candidate should commit to this. Thread:

 

Fatboy of course, as the final act of his presidency, will award himself an unconditional and unlimited pardon for any and all federal crimes he ever may have committed in his life.

If he was smart, of course, this would all be kept utterly hush-hush and secret, and never revealed until he actually leaves office. I'd bet he's probably already written the letter, post dated it, and filed it away with his butt buddy Barr with instructions to open it if Fatfuck is in any way unable.

But if the Dems make a big issue out of it, it could goad him into announcing it in a tweet.

In the end, it'll come down to the state courts to slam his ass in prison.

 

1. You can't pardon yourself.
2. It's also an admission of guilt, which would open him to all kinds of state prosecutions.

 

Let him pardon himself.
Let the right person win the WH and appoint the right AG.
Then, they can say, "You pardoned yourself? How nice. We don't acknowledge that. I've got this wonderful Article II that lets me do whatever I want, and I want your orange ass behind bars."

 

1. Debatable. Subject to the ruling of the SCOTUS. Intuitively it seems that should be obvious, but the constitution doesn't say that.
2. The pardon would be specifically worded for crimes he "may have" committed, thus he would argue he wasn't admitting to any specific charge.