President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Crow the Iraq vet is perfect to argue the importance of withholding the money.

He started with a bang.

 

He was in much better shape the last time I saw him, which was at a pro-am in 2004, but he was stocky even then. Now I'd guess 280 is a reasonable estimate.

 

I'm trying to think of the fattest player I've seen up close.
Even those guys have some weight distribution.
Trump's is all in his gut, ass and face.
If I'm being honest I think 280-290 is a good guess for Trump.

 

I'm on my cell so I can't post pictures, so I won't repost the pics I've posted before. Maybe someone else can if they care that much.

1. The immortal tennis pictures of him playing with his zeppelin ass busting out of his tighty whities. He weighed 260-280 then.

Those pictures were taken in February 2000. It is now late January 2020 (Twenty Twenty).

2. The immortal golf pictures of him in the white shirt and khakis, bulbous gut hanging over his belt, manboobs sagging down his chest. He weighed 300 pounds in THAT picture.

Which was taken in 2012.

You think he's been eating healthy since then? Keto diet? Weight Watchers? Slim-Fast?

The fatfuck load of lard was pushing Taft's 330 pounds the day he took office. Since then its been nothing but truckloads of Big Macs, buckets of KFC and barrels of ice cream.

Remember, this is the fucker cutting food stamps and school lunches.

 

I was 305 but didn't look like it.

Trump could be 350-375.

He's a big dude.

 

He probably eats spoiled milk and little brown babies. I've seen V. I know how this works.

 

He's >3 bills. He's 6-3 and obese.

 

We’ve entered the “That fucking Obama” phase of the defense