Sourdough vs. BBQ: Super Bowl LIV thread

Looked pretty relevant while beating the shit out of the top-seeded Ravens.

 

Cartoon physics.

 

Exactly. How wouldn't he have fallen here? Face covered in shaving cream, blindly reaching for a towel?

 

Wood.

 

The Titans have been to three AFC title games since the 1999 season, which is more than the Chiefs, Raiders, Chargers, Jets, Bills, Dolphins, Browns, Bengals, Vikings, Bears, Bucs, Cardinals and Lions -- and just as many as the Panthers and other teams. Compared with maybe the Patriots, Steelers and Ravens they might seem irrelevant, but they're not in the grand scheme of things over the last two decades.

 

... 6 inches away from winning it all but stopped with one of the best open-field tackles in NFL history ... by someone on the Rams ... who are the worst-tackling team in the history of the NFL.

For original L.A. Rams fans, this is a funny haha moment.

 

Mike Jones, a running back at Mizzou, made that tackle.

 

I've got no problem with smoked meat. If it is served with cole slaw, however, it should be as a side dish so I can ignore it and leave it on the plate, as one does.

 

I denounce this.

 

Putting cole slaw on brisket is a waste of brisket. Might as well go full-Pittsburgh and dump some fucking fries on there while you're at it.

 

I just had to buckle down one notch just thinking of Primanti's.