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LIVE from the DMV........Its Chef.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Chef2, Nov 20, 2019.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    4 numbers away.
    Guy just got his number called that appears to have fresh stitches.
     
  2. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    A early 30s guy just came in that has the Bam Bam Bigelow full head tattoo.
    I'm going to try like mad to get a picture of this.
     
  3. Regan MacNeil

    Regan MacNeil Well-Known Member

    "A Kansas man is in guarded condition after his attempt to photograph a patron at a local DMV resulted in what one witness called 'one of the worst beatings I've ever seen a man take.'"
     
  4. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    PICTURE TAKEN!!!!!
     
  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    3 of the hens up front are waiting on nobody and are talking about what happened on Days Of Our Lives.
     
  6. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Uh ... pics or GTFO?
     
  7. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Momentarily.
     
  8. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    At my DMV you have no idea how far away your number is.

    They'll have the usual one worker, but the numbers given out are something out of a Bingo game.

    A38
    C269
    B74

    You could be 2nd in line or 52nd, and the number you hold will give you no clue.
     
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  9. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    The picture.
    Kinda hard to see.
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  10. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    So....after waiting for a scant over 1 hour and 25 minutes, my worst fears were realized.
    I had my drivers license, but also needed to have my Birth Certificate and my Social Security card......both of which I keep in my safe at the house.
    Well, fuck.
     
  11. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Licenses are good for eight years here, but they only let my wife renew for 2 years because her Green Card expires in 2021.

    I guess they want to make sure if you're illegally here, everything you do will be illegal.
     
  12. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Wait. This is the ultimate buried lede.

    You're moving to USSR in two years???? Won't it cost a fortune to ship the Lexus?
     
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