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LIVE from the DMV........Its Chef.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Chef2, Nov 20, 2019.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    So......I'm looking through my wallet the other day, and I just happen to glance at my drivers license.
    Yep. Expired on my birthday November 16 this year.
    So, I venture on down.
    It's a cornucopia of odors when you walk in.
    From the stench of cow shit on truckers boots that are here getting their cdls to the horrific garlic and whatever the hell 10 Somalian people eat to a couple different creatures in here that don't believe in bathing to the point that the only way to describe it is RIPE.
    I go and pull my number from the way over tattooed gentlemen named Pepe.
    And the fun begins.
    2 people try cutting without getting a number, and then it becomes something out the Crossed Giblets Of Death with people fighting over the last drumstick.
    I'm fairly certain some older something or other just shit their pants and a lady is either watching porn or is trying way too hard to look really interested at a video of Ron Turcotte riding Secretariat.
    God help me.
     
    Last edited: Nov 20, 2019
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  2. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    They allow ya to renew license's at satellite offices there? I know in my state ya can, and it takes all of five minutes.
     
  3. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I'm sitting on 20 minutes in.
    I had a better experience getting my vasectomy.
     
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  4. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    You can do it online in Mass., but they are also introducing the federally mandated extra security licenses you need if using for ID when flying, so I had to go to a branch office and take an eye test. Waited about 30 minutes, actual process took about three.
     
  5. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Yeah, got my Real ID earlier this year when my license was up for renewal. Kind of a pain in the ass with all of the paperwork you have to bring, but it's done.
     
  6. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I have a sinking feeling that I don't have the necessary documents with me that I need......
     
  7. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    I had to bring a paystub showing my SSN, a utility bill and something else ... definitely aborted after the first trip to gather all the shit.
     
  8. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    I brought my passport, which meant I only needed something with the SSI on it. If you have a passport, it really helps things along.
     
  9. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    This is worse than a fucking check out at Walmart.
    6 stations. 1 lady in the back doing everything.
    I count 14 people frantically swiping through Facebook, reading a book, the porn lady, and there is either someone snoring directly behind me, or there is a pitbull looking at my neck as if I was a tbone steak. At this point, I'm rooting for the latter.
     
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  10. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Unfortunately I was in the process of applying for my passport so I didn't have it yet. Of course I have it now ...
     
  11. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Oh neat. Someone is playing Ave Maria on their phone.
    I wish I was making any of this up.
     
  12. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    If it's an intro for a prolonged sacred Christmas medley, good luck!
     
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