2019 NBA offseason thread

Holy shit.

 

Duck and cover. What brought this on?

A couple of good fecal fudge bombs by Griffin.

 

Since it all references Charmin, it’s paid advertisements for Charmin.

The answer to all your questions is money.

 

Awaiting reference to something left "hanging on the rim" or "backdoor pass" in 3, 2, 1.....

 

#charminpartner is all you need to know; a lame attempt to get earned media attention. Please ignore.

 

NBA MVP named

Giannis third-youngest to win MVP in 40 years

Don't worry Greek Freak, Imma let you finish but...

 

One can only wonder what would have happened if the Rockets invested as much in basketball operations as they do talking trash on social media. Now excuse me, I'm going to admire their first-half championship banner after taking my pizza out of a 27-brick oven.

 

The Rockets are becoming a really entertaining mess. They've got a clown owner, a mediocre GM who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room, a star who can't play with others and an untradeable $40 million guy who wants to be traded.

The west should be wide open next season and there are teams who missed the playoff who I would bet on before the Rockets.

 

Um, what do past MVP finishes have to do with this year's award?

 

Is Harden such a thin skinned immature child that he needs to be fluffed like this?

 

I know your Black Bat Signal went off and all, so you feel compelled to insult Harden, but I'd bet folding money he had nothing to do with it and had no knowledge of it.