Murica Baby.

The chicken shit in the bluish-green shorts shoves the other guy to the ground then starts backing up.

7-year old baseball game. 13 year old umpire.

Ye Gods.

 

I considered a Randy lede but thought it was too much of a stretch.

 

Bad shorts guy also threw a sucker punch. He needs to get rung.

 

What thugs. Clearly came from broken homes.

 

deport them back to the shithole countries they came from

 

Too much of a stretch?!? It's almost exactly what that episode was about!!!

Real missed opportunity here.

 

Fucking idiots.

 

I was an asst. coach for my son's teeball team, five and six year olds. We had an incident where the head coach of the other team kept screaming at the fifteen year old umpire over virtually anything that went against his team. He eventually got right up in his face, belly'd the kid, pushed him back. To his credit, the umpire kept his anger in check, and his cheeks flaming with anger, turned his back and walked off. Coach is yelling "Yeah, that's why they're unbeaten, you guys are seeing to that!". Coach kept screaming, game was called a forfeit. He was removed by the league and banned from coaching. No punches thrown, but it was the worst little league meltdown I ever saw, and that includes the two grandpas who started punching each other in the middle of a game.

We were undefeated because our head coach had triplet boys who could play and were used to each other at 1b, 2b, and SS. My son was on 3b and could make the throw to first, an incredible luxury on a teeball team. That was our big secret, we only lost one game during the regular season and won the playoff.

By all accounts he was a nice guy in regular life, churchgoing, etc... but he absolutely lost his mind while coaching. Not the first incident, but it was damn sure his last.

 

Please - clearly someone just broke an unwritten rule and the parents were doing their part to "police the game."

 

None of this would happen if we just armed 13-year-old umpires.