Look through any window ...

What do you see?

Ex-Detroit Lions CB beats up man masturbating near daughter's window

 

Alternate headline ... Florida man.

 

After chasing down the man in the apartment complex's parking lot, Beckham said the two "had a good conversation."

That conversation resulted in several broken facial bones for Geoffrey Cassidy, 48.

Hahaha.

 

I'm surprised the guy looks that good after taking a beating.

(You see what I did there.)

 

This happened in my town, about three miles from my house.

It’s been a big topic of conversation in the neighborhood next door group. One woman is so concerned about local crime she’s moving back to New Jersey.

The perpetrator claims to be from Ohio, btw.

 

Ohio AND Florida?! It's the best of both worlds!

 

That reminds me of Tony Stark/Iron Man at the beginning of "Age of Ultron," when he busts into Von Strucker's lair, zaps all the henchman and says "Good talk."
And then you here the faint voice of one of the henchmen, "No, it wasn't."

 

Props on the thread title, Starman. That's a cool song to have in my head.

 

Look through any window, yeah
What do you see?
A football player chasing you down
All around the busy town.

Where do you go?
Rushing down the highways, and the byways.

Oh, you can see the little girlies stripping down ...
At least until their daddy beats you down into the ground ....

 

Mr. Cassidy would look better in that mug shot if he hadn’t flushed his Gillette razor down the toilet.