President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

How many times do I have to explain it: MS!

 

Rasmussen has gone full MAGA on Twitter today - RTing Trump, accusing other polls of being biased.

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Mooch gonna Mooch. SMDH:

 

Without the spray orange paint and the hair color he looks a foreskin wearing a hat

 

KNOCK KNOCK at White House door.

GUY IN MCDONALDS UNIFORM: "Rush shipment of 100 Big Macs for the president."

FATFUCK: "I thought we already got a shipment this morning."

MICKEY D GUY: "We got a call saying you were hungry again."

FATFUCK (smacks lips): "What the hell, drop em off. Did you bring 60 Filet-O-Fish, 20 pounds of fries and four buckets of ice cream too?"

MICKEY D GUY: "Sure did. Sign here please."

FATFUCK: "Whatever. Load those Macs on my desk." (Signs papers.)

MICKEY D GUY (rips off disguise to reveal ROBERT MUELLER): "Surprise. Just Joking!! You've just signed acceptance of indictment papers for 87 federal felony counts."

FATFUCK: "Shit. Do I still get to eat the Big Macs?"

MUELLER: "Yeah. But we're keeping the ice cream. Get the joke? Ha Ha!"

 

Joe the Plumber is available.

 

Bill O'Reilly talked about his staff a lot around the office back at Fox News, and he's available so.....

 

Also worked for the Yankees. And knows about prison.

 

If Trump had filed paperwork with the FEC he wouldn't be looking at a federal felony charge. Laws are for the little people, though.

 

That shit there should be shown early and often to Trumpists. Some of that Trump Republican love for Russia would wear off right damn quick.

 

If he had just paid the payoffs in cash out of his massive personal fortune, he probably would have gotten off Scott Free.

But for some strange reason, the alleged multi billionaire couldn't lay his hands on $140K in cash, and he had to get the Campaign to pay for it. You'd think a Multi Billionaire would have $140K sitting around in the cookie jar.

Of course, now he'd just call up Mnuchin and tell him to bring over a duffel bag full of $100 bills.

 

Looks like we've got a front runner for White House chief of staff.