MLB 2018 regular season thread

Another Dominican player busted for PEDs:

 

Ok, it's college, but whatever.

 

Without having heard or read the exact quote, this is difficult. I'm guessing he saw 2018-2008 = 10, so he figured "that's a decade" and went with it.

 

Jim Palmer looks like he could still model underwear. Dude is 73.

 

Phillies take two of three from Braves to tighten their torrid race for the divisional flag. Yeah, I know it's not even Memorial Day, but in March, the idea of writing that sentence even ironically was insane.

 

Random, however, I quite like the quote.

 

I'll take "the American celeb who you just don't get all the affection for" for $500, Alex.

 

I hope he pitches until he's 50:

 

Yeah, "still going strong" except for that three months with the Braves when he pitched like Charlie Brown.

 

Ouch. Intentional Talk asked Hanley the other day if he'd cut off the dreads today if it meant the Sox were playing for the World Series.

Of course, he said.