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Lawyer likes 'Ruff' sex

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Feb 21, 2018.

  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    WTF
     
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    You don't need to post a picture of the dude
     
  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    You'd think as a lawyer, he'd be able to afford a big yard.
     
  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Also bears a strong resemblance to this guy:

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    John B. Foster likes this.
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    You've got an apartment full of recreational drugs.
    Someone will go home with you and have sex with you.
    You have drugs. A person will have sex with you.
     
  6. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

  7. SnarkShark

    SnarkShark Well-Known Member

    My first thought was, "How the hell do you get caught fucking your dog?" Well, there you go.

    According to detectives, a witness told them they overheard the sexual abuse happening at least 10 times.
     
  8. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    That's a collar to be proud of.

    He'll be sentenced to 1-3 years. Or 7-to-21, in dog years.
     
  9. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    Plainly you've experience using drugs as a sex lure.
     
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

  11. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Sometimes booze will do too.
     
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