Not the Family Feud Cruise they signed up for.

Chris Jericho is having a cruise: Cruise Pricing - Chris Jericho's Rock 'N' Wrestling Rager at Sea - Unclear if this means patrons can get each other into headlocks.

 

I'll see your Jericho and raise you....the NINTH ANNUAL Kid Rock cruise.

Kid Rock's Chillin' the Most Cruise

 

We're cruising Alaska in September. I was saving luggage space for binoculars. Now I'll also have to pack boxing gloves.

 

Instead of offering blackjack, the ship's casino will provide slapjacks.

 

Gives new meaning to bringing in foreign objects on board.

 

Ironically, while heading into international waters.

 

25 percent less fighting? Cruise lines make most of their money once people are on board.

 

We need a wall there. And Mexico pays!!!!

 

I blame rats.

 

I'm going to stereotype an entire nation here. Australians are great people. But they're not afraid to throw a punch if need be.

Case in point....

 

Love cruises. I've been on two. I know you all think I'm pretty charming and funny when I do post on here — or not — but you should see me on a cruise. It brings out peak Pilot. Can't explain it, but I'm on my A game on a cruise. Women who ignore me all day every day LOVE me on a cruise. Guys think I'm hilarious. I'm friendly, inclusive, adventurous, fun. Met my wife on the last cruise I took. She suggested we take on for our honeymoon, but that'd probably be a bad idea. I don't think I can turn this superpower off.

 

Cruises should add Laz-E-Boys.