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First date, post-divorce.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by exmediahack, Nov 16, 2017.

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  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I could go three times in one night.
    Provided I rest for at least 15 minutes in between, 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a package of Double Stuf Oreos.
    then i'm golden.
     
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2017
    Chef2, Nov 17, 2017
    #145
  2. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    I'm assuming by "going three times" then, you mean to the toilet.
     
    typefitter, Nov 17, 2017
    #146
    MTM and wicked like this.
  3. BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo Well-Known Member

    Fuck no. If she won't take me in all my heavily forested, unibrowed, werewolf-eared natural state, she won't take me at all.
     
    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo, Nov 17, 2017
    #147
  4. BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo Well-Known Member

    Chef, if you're just beginning to date again, I'm not sure barfing on her after enjoying coital pleasures is the best approach.
     
    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo, Nov 17, 2017
    #148
  5. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    Twice the creme filling ... ;)
     
    I Should Coco, Nov 17, 2017
    #149
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Are the Double Stuf Oreos necessary or just symbolic?
     
    Batman, Nov 18, 2017
    #150
  7. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I just like Double Stuf Oreos.
     
    Chef2, Nov 18, 2017
    #151
  8. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member


    What said present may look like.
     
    DanielSimpsonDay, Nov 18, 2017
    #152
    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo and cyclingwriter2 like this.
  9. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    Wait till you find a piercing in a strange place.
     
    Neutral Corner, Nov 18, 2017
    #153
  10. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    There are worse places to be, sir.

    I had wondered how you fared coming through the divorce. It would seem that you've made it through...
     
    Neutral Corner, Nov 18, 2017
    #154
  11. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Boggles the mind.
     
    Chef2, Nov 18, 2017
    #155
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Hey, get a piercing in your toe and tell us about it!
     
    Vombatus, Nov 18, 2017
    #156
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