The two biggest weirdos in MLB are having a pissing match over autographs

Now if they'd tossed in Charles Johnson and Kordell Stewart, well...fuck no, I still wouldn't pay.

 

I have a Rocky Bleier autographed photo. Stood in line for an hour for that one. It's the only one I've got.

 

What about a Rashard Mendenhall autograph?

 

Zero doubt in my mind Greinke is autistic. Socially awkward w/zero filter--look at how he admitted to quitting on the Royals, who guided him through his anxiety issues in his early 20s--and better at one thing than 99.99999% of the world.

 

Good thing they're not Vikings fans or they'd have to get their mini purple helmets signed.

 

I have two autographs in my possession, both from Brian Cox, from a friend who was working with him for the Jets at the time. He gave them to me at my bachelor party, along with something called the Accomodator (don't Google it at work), which is essentially a dildo you strap onto your chin when you're using your mouth for...other things. Evidently Cox (hehe) was an avowed user of this device. So my buddy got me two autographed pictures of Cox sacking Drew Bledsoe. The one I display says "To Big Circus, best regards, Brian Cox." Behind it in the frame is one that says "Congratulations Big Circus. You look good with a dick on your chin. Sincerely, Brian Cox."

 

After having my youngest diagnosed, I also have no doubt Grienke is on the spectrum. And it was a revelation for me to recognize many of my tendencies as being on the spectrum, too.

 

I know EF already noted how great this was but it was so great everyone should quote it so that everyone sees it 10 times a page. Holy shit this is fantastic.

 

This is fucking magnificent.

 

I misremembered slightly. The dirty autograph was on a different picture.