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Candlelight Vigil for Colorado Springs

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 19, 2017.

  1. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    I recently learned that "poop shoes" are a thing. A pair of shoes that you wear specifically and only for pooping in the office john, so that no one can identify you later.

    I like working from home.
     
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  2. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    I definitely have a pair of distinctive Adidas sneakers I often wear to the office that make me very aware that I can be identified rather easily in the bathroom. Perhaps I should put on a pair of heels while dropping a deuce to really through my co-workers off the trail.
     
  3. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    What kind of hell are you unleashing in there that you need to remain anonymous?
     
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  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    One of our production guys is notorious for talking on the phone when he's dumping. I once heard him say "Hang on, let me wipe and I'll call you back."
     
  5. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    You should give thanks every day for a colon that doesn't occasionally double as Dante's Inferno.
     
  6. I think you just found your next long-form, possibly investigative, piece.
     
  7. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    The funny thing is, I suspect that's exactly the kind of piece that would generate massive traffic.
     
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

  9. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    This is a billion-dollar idea.
     
  10. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    If the police were serious about tracking this woman down, they need to determine what women in her age group have moved recently from Albuquerque to Colorado Springs -- because this very story happened there a couple of years ago, and they never found her.
     
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  11. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    "The Bowels That Buried the Rockies"
     
  12. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    This woman clearly does not suffer from Home Bowl Syndrome.
     
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